RIP?

Jokes:

0. Since he was 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down so that little boys can play with him for a change.

1. Mattel’s buying his corpse and auctioning it off to his victims, again so that the kids can play with him for a change.

2. He is being shipped directly to Madame Tussauds, as a special (recession-induced) deviation from their standard usage of wax.

3. Greenpeace is setting up anti-plastic-burning protest teams in case his will states that he wishes to be cremated.

4. His survivors are setting up a booth at his graves. 10 cents per urination. Buyback of Neverland Ranch in the works.

These are some of the jokes I have heard from people / thought of myself, to my own shame.

The man was found NOT GUILTY by a jury of his peers. This is a classic case of “Guilty until proven innocent”. He lost so much of his money on some greedy little teenager’s money-making evil grabsmash scheming.

Cut MJ some slack. The verdict was NOT GUILTY. To hell with the media.

Some say that life is but a dream, and when you die, you wake up. MJ’s life was bittersweet; towards the end, it was a nightmare. May the earth welcome him into her last embrace.

~ by tarantinofan on June 26, 2009.

3 Responses to “RIP?”

  1. Nice One

  2. A post of good length. Readable at least.

  3. Bad humor. Good person. I didn’t support or oppose him, livin’ or dead, because I didn’t know what the truth was.

    But people both continuin’ to malign him & makin’ a turnaround appall me no end.

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